Two men were in a bar, drinking heavily while watching the TV when the news came on.

It showed a woman on a bridge who was obviously suicidal and about to jump. "I'll bet you £50 she'll jump," said the first man. "Bet you £50 she won't," said the second.

Then, the woman on the television closed her eyes and threw herself off the bridge. The second man hands the first man his £50 winnings.

"I can't take your money," said the first man. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news".

"No, no. Take it," said the second man. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think she was stupid enough to do it again!"

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